Forensic Rot-Check
Is your website suffering from WordPress bloat? Find out in 30 seconds.
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Enter any URL below. Our engine will run a full Lighthouse audit via the Google PageSpeed Insights API and compare the results against the 100/100 benchmark of this headless architecture.
Overall Performance Score
Forensic Comparison Report
| Metric | Your Site | Gauteng News (Astro.js) | Target |
|---|---|---|---|
| Performance Score | — | 100 | 90+ |
| LCP (Largest Contentful Paint) | — | 0.8s | < 2.5s |
| CLS (Cumulative Layout Shift) | — | 0 | < 0.1 |
| INP (Interaction to Next Paint) | — | 0ms | < 200ms |
| DOM Size (Element Count) | — | < 200 | < 1,500 |
WordPress Bloat Detected
Your website is underperforming against Google's Core Web Vitals thresholds. Slow LCP, high CLS, and excessive DOM elements are actively suppressing your PageRank and driving potential customers to faster competitors.
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Performance Acceptable
Your site meets Google's Core Web Vitals thresholds. However, there is always room for improvement. The Patent Protocol can push your performance to the absolute 100/100 ceiling.
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